Lex's Dastardly Dark Chocolate Cake
A thick and decadent dark chocolate cake. Only something evil can taste this good.
Lex's Villainous Vanilla Cake
This cake may look as pure and clean as freshly-fallen snow, but don't be fooled! It's more sinister than a dozen Hitlers. A baker's dozen.
The Vicious Vegan
Just because you avoid meat and animal products doesn't mean you have to avoid cake. Or evil.